Brand new release from Turtleboy Fashion Enterprises. They’re coed and work for both the male and female turtle riders in your family. They’re $15 each if they’re delivered to Worcester, Auburn, Oxford, Charlton, Leicester, Spencer, Paxton, Rutland, Holden, Princeton, Sterling, West Boylston, Shrewsbury, Boylston, Grafton, Millbury, or Sutton. Turtleboy elves don’t deliver outside of that, so we gotta charge $4 extra ($19) for shipping and handling if you live outside of that zone. All you have to do is send the cash via PayPal to turtleboysports@yahoo.com, and list:

1) an address

2) the size you want (sizes range from small to XXXL)